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  1. MrMonotone MrMonotone
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2021 4:41pm UTC
    One time my brother said:Why would a girl being named Buddy
    Me as a LISA fan:Excuse me?

  2. Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи * Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи *
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Wen you get a chance,
    please read "Chasing brooklyn" by Lisa schroeder
    That book is part of the reason why I'm sane.
    I'm pretty sure, that book can save a life.

  3. deathangel92294 deathangel92294
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:10am UTC
    Lisa, you are the shelter for my soul
    Lisa, you heal my heart when I lose control
    As I let my fingers trace
    Each time worn line upon your face
    I know only love creates a masterpiece like you
    I know it's true
    Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever
    Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye
    Only you know who I am
    Only you really understand
    Nothing's going to take you away
    Lisa, I know we live in different worlds
    Lisa, I will always be your little girl
    And on a stormy night
    You built a rainbow to my door
    I'll always remember you
    Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever
    Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye
    Only you know who I am
    Only you really understand
    Nothing's going to take you away from me

  4. iLoveTheArts iLoveTheArts
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    His Best Friend
    Chapter Two
    -Meredith-
    I woke up to the sound of the damn alarm clock buzzing in my ear. I should change it to a song, I thought to myself.
    I pressed snooze, and forced myself out of bed. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, changed to school clothes and put on makeup - the usual.
    I had some breakfast, got in my car and then drove to school.
    As I fumbled with my locker, I heard a voice behind me. I spun around, and it was none other than my long-time crush, Alex.
    "Mere-Bear!" he smiled. "I haven't talked to you for a while. What's up?"
    I felt myself getting flustered, my face burning. "N-not much. I, uh, I missed you."
    "Same here!" Alex pulled me into a bear hug. "But you know we'll always be best friends, Mere."
    "Alex!" Lisa ran up to him, and pecked his cheek.
    "Lis!" Alex pulled her into a makeout. Ugh, I did not want to watch my crush and his girlfriend swap spit.
    So while they were distracted by each other, I snuck off to first period.
    I looked for a seat. It was either sitting next to Taylor, Lea, Emily, Clara or Angie. I chose Angie.
    Angie is the most unpopular girl in the whole student body. She's shy, awkward and makes odd faces.
    I'm only friends with her because I don't have any others, well besides Alex maybe. They all ditched me for... Lisa.
    I hated Lisa. I hated her so much. I used to be the queen. Then all of a sudden, Tall Beauty struts in and captures everyone's hearts.
    And I was as forgotten as Myspace when Facebook was introduced.
    After school, I saw Alex walking home by himself. And all of a sudden, I had an idea.
    I was going to steal him right from Lisa's tiny hands. It was a b*tchy move, but you know what I think? Lisa's b*tchier.
    "Alex!" I waved.
    Alex turned around. "Hey Mere! Did you need something?"
    "Well, I have no plans this afternoon- or anytime soon, really," I said, trying to sound as casual as possible. "Do you wanna hang out, and get a coffee or something?"
    "Sorry, I'd love to, but I have plans with Lisa," he smiled sadly.
    "Aww," I pouted. "Maybe another time then? Saturday?"
    "Saturday," he agreed. "See ya!"
    Step 1: Get him alone. In progress.
    ~*~*~
    Mere's Diary
    ~*~*~
    She gets to have whatever she wants, like she deserves it. They don't know what I do.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Author's Notes: Do y'all like it so far?

  5. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    You wanted your file, I found you your file. You wanted out, I got you out. You needed money, I found you some. I'm f*cking consistent. I told you the truth.I didn't write it down in a f*cking book! I told you to your face. And I told *Daisy* to her face. what everybody knew and wouldn't say, and she killed herself. And I played the f*cking villain, just like you wanted.

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