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1. ElmosWhoree*
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2014 1:59am UTC
   Whales are not lollipops.
   If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
   it will lick you back.
   
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2. Pack619
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2013 11:32am UTC
   Did You Know#8
   Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
   
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3. *Freedom*
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   If You Don't Like Me:
   - Take A Map
   - Get A Car
   - Drive To --> H∃LL
   Have A Nice Trip
   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
   
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4. destinysdreamer
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 1:29am UTC
   Lick My Ρenis
   
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5. shesjustokay
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 11:38am UTC
   Lick your lips 3 times
   blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
   I bet you will sneeze or yawn.
   
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6. PhenomoNiall
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   When We Were Kids #1
   We licked chapsticks just to see if they tasted good. •-•
   
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7. Gladerz
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 10:13pm UTC
   Friend Tommy licks sauce off his plate.
   Me: Dude, what is wrong with you?
   Friend Tommy: Nothing, you?
   Me: -.-
   
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8. iKindaSortaLikeYou
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 11:15pm UTC
   How many licks does it take to get to the center of why I hate myself
   
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