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destinysdreamer

1. destinysdreamer
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   August 8, 2013 2:53am UTC
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   nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
   dododoododdo
   wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
   pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
   I'M COMING HOME,
   I'm Coming Home. Tell the world that I'm coming home
   Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday.
   I know my kingdom awaits, and they've forgiven my mistakes.
   I'm coming home, I'm coming home.
   Tell the world that I'm coming home. ♥
   
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2. destinysdreamer
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   July 14, 2013 3:40am UTC
   Just blocked ME on Witty
   
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3. destinysdreamer
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   July 14, 2013 3:31am UTC
   Teacher: "Why are you late ?"
   Student: "I'm late?"
   Teacher: "You just missed an entire period.."
   Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"
   
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4. destinysdreamer
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   July 14, 2013 3:28am UTC
   SAVE FILE AS "EFVGRVRTHS"
   *ERROR. FILE ALREADY SAVED.*
   what the hell?!
   
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5. destinysdreamer
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   July 14, 2013 3:26am UTC
   I’m still deciding when I should tell my kitty that she’s adopted…
   
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6. destinysdreamer
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   July 9, 2013 1:53am UTC
   Love you more than those bίtches before
   
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7. destinysdreamer
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   July 9, 2013 1:29am UTC
   Lick My Ρenis
   
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8. destinysdreamer
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   July 8, 2013 10:15am UTC
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   July 8, 2013 10:08am UTC
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10. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 10:05am UTC
    Little Johnny asks his mother her age.
    She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
    Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
    Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
    The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
    To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
    On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
    Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in seχ!"
    
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11. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 10:02am UTC
    pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
    
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12. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 9:58am UTC
    "I think I might be addicted to
    lollipops..."
    I told myself as I unwrapped my 6th lollipop and
    waited for the lunch bell to ring.
    
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13. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 9:55am UTC
    The day I die will be the day I know that people will remember me.
    
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14. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 9:53am UTC
    ❝To be heroic does not have to mean possessing the ability to stand against the evils of the world, either well or successfully, but just that one is willing to stand.
    
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15. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 9:50am UTC
    Love is surprising.
    It comes when unexpected.
    It shows up when not looked for.
    It arrives just when you think there is none.
    
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16. destinysdreamer
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    July 8, 2013 9:48am UTC
    At 6 am in the morning
    Mom: *comes in the room and sees I'm still awake.*
    Me: ...
    Mom: *Stares*
    Me: Um. I'm asleep. Snoring noises.
    Mom: *leaves*
    
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17. destinysdreamer
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    July 6, 2013 6:36am UTC
    Stars can't shine without darkness
    
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18. destinysdreamer
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    July 6, 2013 6:09am UTC
    Can anyone follow me on twitter? My twitter account is @ZaynShineBright
    
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19. destinysdreamer
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    July 6, 2013 4:15am UTC
    Me: *Bad hair day* I wanna stay home.. I don't feel like going anywhere. I hate everything
    Me: *Good hair day* HEYYY GUYS LETS GO YOU KNOW SOMEWHERE FUN I DONT KNOW I JUST FEEL GREAT
    
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20. destinysdreamer
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    July 6, 2013 4:13am UTC
    Me Doing A Maths Test...
    Me To The Person Next To Me.
    Me: Can I Borrow This?*Points To Eraser*
    Me:Thanks*Grabs It Before They Can Answer.
    Person:O.O
    
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