oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god