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1. I'm a Niall Girl*
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   February 7, 2015 2:48pm UTC
   I've got a bad case of the f**k it's.
   
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2. I'm a Niall Girl*
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   February 7, 2015 2:46pm UTC
   What am I going to do with all these f*cks I don't give? Oh well.
   
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3. I'm a Niall Girl*
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   February 7, 2015 2:44pm UTC
   Lawyers never lose their appeal!
   
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4. goawayanthony*
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   July 27, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Lawyer: what is your date of birth?
   Me: July 5th
   Lawyer: what year?
   Me: every year
   
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5. breezy_mac
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   July 15, 2013 4:57am UTC
   Boston Legal -
   Alan Shore: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
   Lester Tremont: That's three things.
   Alan Shore: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.
   
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6. breezy_mac
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   July 15, 2013 4:46am UTC
   Boston Legal -
   Alan Shore: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.
   Lester Tremont: That's three things.
   Alan Shore: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.
   
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