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flyingbacon7
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January 25, 2014 12:04am UTC

We'll all float on

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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August 28, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I'm sorry that I'm not perfect.
I'm sorry that my nose is too big,
and my forehead is too wide.
I'm sorry that my thighs are too fat,
and my stomach isn't small enough.
I'm sorry that my laugh is too loud,
and my teeth aren't straight.
I'm sorry that my hair is a mess,
and my boobs aren't big enough.
I'm sorry that I hate myself,
I'm sorry that I'll never be good enough.
I'm so f/cking sorry that I'm not perfect,
and I'm sorry I never will be.
I'm sorry..

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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April 23, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Teacher: If you could have either
of these superpowers, the ability
to read minds or invisibility which
would you choose and why?
Me: I'd choose to be able to read
minds because it doesn't take a
super power to be invisible.

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xoangiexo
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March 9, 2013 10:27am UTC

Save Me Tonight
Chapter: Nine
Well anyway, we're in Perrie's flat which is down the hall from the boy's. I watch Perrie take out her Avenger's key from her bag and open the door.
"Dude I want your key." Saige laughs walking into the flat and dropping all her bags on the floor.
I do the same and make my way to Perrie's cabinets where I can hopefully find some sugar. I FOUND A CHOCOLATE BAR. BOO YEAH. CHOCOLATE. OH YEAH.
"CHOCOLATE!" I yell doing a little happy dance, don't judge me.
"I WANT SOME." Saige yells and runs over to where I got it and finds another bar.
"CHOCOLATE!" Saige yells doing a similar dance.
Mine was better.
"THAT IS MY CHOCOLATE YOU WH*RES!" Perrie screams at us from the couch.
"HAHAHA. THERE IS NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU SL*T." I snicker at her while making my way to the couch with my half eaten chocolate bar.
Saige follows close behind me and we plop our butts on the couch across from Perrie and watch her shoot us glares as we finish our chocolate bar.
"That was so good chocolate." I smile.
"THE BEST." Saige adds.
"I hate you both." Perrie says getting up heading towards the tv.
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE US." Saige and I yell.
Me and Saige watch Perrie put "The Princess Diaries" in the player, while we make faces at her when she is not looking.
"Okay we're not actually going to watch this are we?"
"Probably not, except for randomly quoting lines." Perrie laughs.
"What are we going to do?" Saige asks us confused.
"Talk." I say.
"About…?"
"Your relationship." Perrie answers.
Author's Note:
Hey guys ! Yeah sorry about not writing for a month, and that this chapter is seriously messed up. BUT HEY IT'S SOMETHING. Yeah. Haha. Well. Bye.

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