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Kidnapper Quotes

ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 5:56pm UTC
being friends after you break up with someone is like having your kidnapper release you but they ask you to stay in touch

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kianalove1234
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December 27, 2013 1:27pm UTC
Your EX asking to be FRIENDS
even after you BREAK-UP
is like a KIDNAPPER saying,
"Keep in touch"
AFTER he LETS you GO.

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brillt27
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
i feel like no kidnapper would ever want me.
"are we there yet?"
"no."
"are we there yet?"
"no."
"are we-
"get out of the f.cking van"

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