Best Kaceymusgraves Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 9:11am UTC

jack & jill
went up a
hill
jack burned out
on booze
and pills
mary had a
little lamb
mary just
don't
give a damn
no more

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 9:23pm UTC

Sticks and stones may build
a throne but you'll be up there all alone

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC

if you save yourself for marriage
you're a bore
if you don't save yourself for marriage
you're a wh.ore-ible person
if you won't have a drink
you're a prude
but they'll call you a drunk
as soon as you down the first one

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:03am UTC

Kiss lots boys,
OR KISS LOTS OF GIRLS
if that's something you're into.
When the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight
just follow your arrow wherever it points.
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 8:53pm UTC

make lots of noise
kiss lots of boys
or kiss lots of girls
if that's something you're into
when the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight
roll up a joint
or don't
just follow your arrow
wherever it points
follow your arrow
wherever it points

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 9:31pm UTC

DON'T WRECK
MY REPUTATION
LET ME WRECK
MY OWN.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 2:26pm UTC

We've tried being apart
but the truth is we are who we are.
we're so much alike, it ain't a good thing
too dumb to give up, too stupid to
CHANGE. BUT I AIN'T GOT NO ONE
sleeping with me & you
AIN'T GOT NO WHERE THAT YOU NEED TO BE.
maybe I love you,
maybe i'm just kind of bored.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 5:34am UTC

YOU'RE DAMNED IF YOU DO
and you're damned if you don't;
SO YOU MAY AS WELL DO
whatever you want.
Please don't remove this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 12:01am UTC

Stupid love is stupid
Don't know why we always
do it. finally find it just
TO LOSE IT. ALWAYS WIND UP LOOKING
stupid. girl meets boy and, boy,
he's a looker. can't seperate the salt
FROM THE SUGAR. THERE'S NOTHING
in your pockets, there's footprints
on your face, you can't
tell anymore if you're the rabbit or the snake.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 10:03pm UTC

We get bored,
SO WE GET MARRIED.
JUST LIKE DUST,
we settle in this town.
Please don't remove this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 9:28pm UTC

are you dumb or are you blind?
'cause there's a real fine line
BETWEEN TELLING THE TRUTH
AND TURNING THE KNIFE

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC

We all say that we'll quit someday;
WHEN OUR SHIP COMES IN
we'll just sail away.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:10pm UTC

WE ALL SAY THAT WE'LL QUIT SOMEDAY;
when our ship comes in
we'll just sail away.
Please don't remove this!

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 8:00pm UTC

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
make it someone else
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
AND IT'S LATE
AND YOU'RE MISSING ME LIKE HELL
keep it to yourself

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Skimrande
posted a quote
July 31, 2015 9:11pm UTC

I'M ALWAYS HIGHER THAN MY HAIR
AND IT AIN'T THAT I DON'T CARE
ABOUT WORLD PEACE
BUT I DON'T SEE
HOW I CAN FIX IT IN A SWIMSUIT
on a stage

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Skimrande
posted a quote
April 1, 2015 1:38pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ MIND YOUR OWN BISCUITS ♥
♥ AND LIFE WILL BE GRAVY ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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Skimrande
posted a quote
May 10, 2015 7:22pm UTC

so make lots of noise
KISS LOTS OF BOYS OR KISS LOTS OF GIRLS
if that's what your'e into

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 8, 2015 11:01pm UTC

we're all liars
we're all legends
we're all tens
that want elevens
we're all trying
to get to heaven
but not today

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Skimrande
posted a quote
April 1, 2015 1:25pm UTC

JUST HOE YOUR OWN ROW
& RAISE YOUR OWN BABIES
SMOKE YOUR OWN SMOKE
& grow your
own daisies
MEND YOUR OWN FENCES
& OWN YOUR OWN CRAZY
MIND YOUR OWN BISCUITS,
AND LIFE WILL BE GRAVY♥

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 2:00pm UTC

IF YOU THINK THAT YOU STILL LOVE ME
put it on a shelf
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
make it someone else
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, AND IT'S LATE,
AND YOU'RE MISSING ME LIKE HELL
keep it to yourself

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