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1. BreeeFayy*
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2014 11:06pm UTC
   Sometimes I wish it would kill me
   
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2. NezhoniiLovesTheFay
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   me: *gets on YouTube*
   me: oh noooo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
   me: crap the band i like is getting popular
   me: *cries*
   
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3. kitkat929m
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 9:24pm UTC
   Just now.
   Me: "Max! Come downstairs to watch How I Met Your Mother!"
   My brother: "I have already met your mother!"
   
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4. DemonwithaHalo
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 10:09pm UTC
   So to be dumb my cousin bought about 15 pregnancy tests
   Takes them into the bathroom
   Uses all of them
   They are all +
   Since when can guys get pregnant??? O.O
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 27 points

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