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  1. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
     June 22, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Some girl: OMG Ricky Martin is so hooot! Marry me <3
    2 hours ago · comment · 20 likes
    Random guy: I have a better chance at marrying him than you do.
    30 minutes ago • like • 43 likes
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  2. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
     May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Quote format edited by chickittylover
    OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
    ~me texting my crush~
    crush: heyy whats up
    me: nothing much i'm pretty
    me: oops i'm pretty tired***
    crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 447 points
  3. alyalvarado123 alyalvarado123
    posted a quote
     March 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    boy: bad word that starts with a b
    girl: ive been called worse
    boy: oh yeah like what
    girl: your girlfriend!
    girls friends: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  4. alyalvarado123 alyalvarado123
    posted a quote
     March 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    hey you! do you belive in true love or should i walk by agin ;)
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
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