Judaism Quotes

writtenrain*
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November 9, 2013 7:05pm UTC

So in social studies the other day this
guy screamed at this other guy in my class "THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS YOU"
and the guy he screamed it at just sort of stared at him in confusion because
as it turns out, he's Jewish. If that isn't a failure I don't know what is.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 29, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Jewish weddings are the best weddings and don't even question me on this because you know it's true

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sophsunflower12
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April 12, 2013 6:44pm UTC

theism |ˈθēˌizəm| noun
belief in the existence of a g-d or g-ds, esp. belief in one g-d as creator of the
universe, intervening in it and sustaining a personal relation to "his" creatures.
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun
the theory or belief that G-d does not exist.
agnostic |agˈnästik| noun
a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of G-d
or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nordisbelief in G-d
know what a word means first, before you use it.

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