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AllieSmith7
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April 22, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Having to do an assignment over the Holocaust just brings me to tears. It's awful... I mean, I really don't want to do this assignment because every time I cry.. But I have to do it anyways..

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sophsunflower12
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April 12, 2013 6:44pm UTC

theism |ˈθēˌizəm| noun
belief in the existence of a g-d or g-ds, esp. belief in one g-d as creator of the
universe, intervening in it and sustaining a personal relation to "his" creatures.
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun
the theory or belief that G-d does not exist.
agnostic |agˈnästik| noun
a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of G-d
or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nordisbelief in G-d
know what a word means first, before you use it.

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sophsunflower12
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April 2, 2013 3:22pm UTC

*PASSOVER*
day 1: okay, i can deal with no bread. it won't be that bad.
day 2: this whole "no bread" thing isn't as fun as it sounded.
day 3: seriously, i want bread right now.
day 4: yeah. i'm done with this. where's the bread at?
day 5: like, actually, i'm done with this holiday. bread?
day 6: i wasn't kidding. this isn't even funny anymore.
day 7: this stopped being funny 5 days before it started.
day 8: yup. i'm officially 23794483% done with this holiday.

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sophsunflower12
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March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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sophsunflower12
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March 25, 2013 10:31pm UTC

Happy Passover!!!
!!!!!!!חג שמח

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sophsunflower12
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March 8, 2013 6:08am UTC

I JUST WOKE UP AT 5:12 IN THE MORNING TO MY BLARING ALARM. LIKE MOST MORNINGS, I WAS FREAKING OUT LIKE A MANIAC ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I HAD TO GET READY. THEN BEING THE WONDERFUL CHILD THAT I AM WHO NEVER PROCRASTINATES, I CHECKED MY SCHOOL'S WEBSITE. THEY CANCELLED SCHOOL. I COULD'VE SLEPT ANOTHER SIX HOURS! THEY CANCELLED IT IN THE MORNING! WHO DOES THAT? I AM ACTUALLY SO MAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M UP. THAT WAS JUST PLAIN CRUEL OF THEM. I HAD AN OUTFIT PICKED OUT IN MY HEAD AND EVERYTHING!!! I HAD JUST JUMPED INTO MY SKINNY JEANS AND THEN I CHECKED THE WEBSITE!! I COULD'VE BEEN UP UNTIL 2:00 AM LAST NIGHT ON WITTY OR TUMBLR OR WRITING OR READING!!! THIS SUCKS!!! WELL, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I HAVE A SNOW DAY, RIGHT?

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roseth0rn
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February 27, 2013 9:10pm UTC

When People Find Out I'm Jewish:
Me: When you found out I was Jewish you invited me to a pool party that was really a baptisim.

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