Jennamarbles Quotes

jennamarblez
posted a quote
March 25, 2017 9:40pm UTC

"Its my dream, you know" -Jenna Marbles "What?" -Julian Solomita
"Putting rhinestones all over my face, DUH..." -Jenna Marbles

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 4, 2014 10:21pm UTC

Sometimes I like to imagine
That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family
Where I have nigahiga as my brother
And then danisnotonfire as a cousin
And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt
And various musicians placed in between
You know

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Butterbear
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September 8, 2013 4:27am UTC

What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowtain
- Jenna Marbles

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SayNoToGnomes
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September 1, 2013 11:30am UTC

They see me rolling they hating,
and it's time to roll up my window...

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*silvergirl*
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August 30, 2013 9:02am UTC

"What religion are you?"
"YouTuber"

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ThatMomentWhen*
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August 22, 2013 8:09pm UTC

What are this???
-Jenna Marbles

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mysteryxbusxriding96
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August 16, 2013 6:02pm UTC

hello students. welcome to my math class.
we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it's to hell. here we are.

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unicorn001
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August 15, 2013 4:50pm UTC

Forget 2 Chainz,
2 degrees!
-Jenna Marbles

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*silvergirl*
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August 8, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Merry Christmas!
Show me your di.ck!

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 5:18am UTC

Hey angel face!
Next time buy a whole shirt!

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Envelope24
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July 15, 2013 11:35am UTC

R.I.P to everyone who f/cked me over, played me, tried me, or lied to me,
because you're all dead to me.

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beebessey
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July 6, 2013 7:28am UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xx_pwu7n-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I know I'm not the only one who needs to see this.

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aguilar103
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July 1, 2013 12:36am UTC

My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like “Hey your friends really hot."
NMQ.

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Butterbear
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June 30, 2013 6:47pm UTC

If you don't know how the internet
works, it goes something like this:
Step 1: Get on the internet
Step 2: Google, "cats."
Step 3: LOL forever
And that's about it.
- Jenna Marbles

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*silvergirl*
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June 22, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Guy: *reaches across me*
Me: *looks guy dead in the eye*
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: *whispers*
Me: Pipe. The. F/ck.Down
Guy:

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