Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You f*cking dipsh*t,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(it's really stupid, this song).
I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a sh*t about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
'cause real girls eat cake.
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for f*ck sake oh whoa,
'cause real girls eat cake.