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  1. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:44am UTC
    It really peeves me off when people repeat stuff.
    I just want to knock them out, bury them alive and leave them for a few hours, before digging them back out, throwing them into a sea of hungry sharks and then walking off.
    #SoCute

  2. laceymariehorror laceymariehorror
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    me: hey wanna play a game
    band member: um okay
    me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get?
    band member: will
    me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
    band member: you
    me: who had a little lamb?
    band member: mary
    me: who am i talking to?
    band member: me?
    me: HAHA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAHOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH

  3. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    trying so hard to stay stong.
    to P R O V E that I'm better off with out you.
    trying to S T O P my self from taking those scissors, & dragging it across my arm.
    to not reach for that bottle of pills.
    to not let these tears keep falling.
    but I miss you so much.
    I W I L L make it. ill stay strong. I won't call you for help, broken down to pieces. just waiting for you to pick me back up & put me back together.
    I don't need you anymore.

:)

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