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1. Pudding007
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 9:52am UTC
   Dude, i wasn't that drunk
   Dude, we were in Walmart and when the speakers came on you dropped to your knees and yelled "God has spoken!!"
   
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2. sparks12
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 11:52am UTC
   I wasn't even that drunk.
   nmf, followme
   Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
   
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