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  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2015 4:58am UTC
    Knowing I might be late for school the next day I bought plastic handcuffs to school walked into class and said “Sorry I'm late I had to break out of jail first!"Needless to say my teacher forgave me because I turned up late for class in a memorable way.

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    When it
    hurts it
    hurts,
    you wonder
    if it's
    worth it
    but when
    it works,
    it works
    when it's
    broke it's
    Perfect
    - All Time Low
    "Just the Way I'm Not"|Dirty Work
    format by fake_a_smile

  3. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    wanna know if the boy you like likes you back ?
    Watch his reaction when you tell him that you'd bang his best friend.

  4. insert_username_here insert_username_here
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:14am UTC
    WHEN THINGS GET AWKWARD:
    MEEP...

  5. mariepie99 mariepie99
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    no joke, like this is seriously creepy how much it worked..
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  6. Magicalglitter Magicalglitter
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    MAGICAL GLITTER ROCKS
    PS THATS ME

  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    You may type whatever you want if you click this quote.
    Enjoy.

  8. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    if someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same just say
    "I love YouTube" really fast.

  9. anorexia anorexia
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    hunger hurts,
    but starving,
    it works,

  10. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 6:51am UTC
    How to tell if your hair is oily:
    - press your head against a window
    - scratch your hair and touch your phone/tablet screen

  11. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/nose/
    Technoligy has developed ALOT lately!!! Smell the screen :)

:)

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