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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 1:21am UTC
b×tchface12345:
wizkhalifornia:
b×tchface12345: Italics pïss me off
Che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?
I SAID ITALICS NOT ITALIAN

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 7:38am UTC
The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too,
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you.

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
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July 26, 2013 3:46pm UTC
Am I The Only One?
I used to be a very shy little kid.
Whenever I went to play with my friends I was always quiet.
Now I'M THE LOUDEST TEENAGER THERE EVER WAS. We Italians are LOUD.
I pretty much terrorize the whole neighborhood when I step outside.
Just Wait Until I Get My Own Car

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lindatingz
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:16pm UTC
If his name is Mario,
marry him.

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