Best Isitonlyme Quotes This Week

isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:03pm UTC

school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
school: eat 3 meals a day!
school: here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school: school is free!
school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
school: you earn the grades you get!
school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
school: respect your teachers.
school: oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
school: everyone is an individual!
school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
school: balance your social life and academics.
school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
school: we accept all love!
school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
school: bullying is bad!
school: but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job.
school: it's okay to be out sick.
school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's your fault that you were sick.
school: act like adults.
school: but were going to treat you like children.
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isitonlyme
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November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC

My Thoughts At School
Me: dont touch me im beyonce
Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
Me: I don't like you.
Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
Me: I should just become homeschooled..
Me: my locker isnt opening..
Me: CALL THE POLICE
Me: CALL OBAMA
Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
Me: oh, wrong locker.
Me: ok time for math.
Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
Me: are you assigning more homework really
Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
Me: you are a theif of joy
Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
Me: i can almost taste the internet
Me: im hungry
Me: do I say hi to you too
Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
Me: too late, awkward smile it is
Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
Me: theres too many people on this earth
Me: we need a new plauge
Me: why is this kid talking to me
Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
Me: thats right..just walk away...
posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC

me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I just want to be noticed.
Ever feel like you're useless, that you could do anything
and nobody would notice. Feel like anytime you could just
burst into tears? And you just randomly think about the past.
All the decisions you've made in life, how they have affected
you now. Your dreams of moving far away. Away from your
small town. To a big city, where they'd understand.
Ever feel like that?
i found this format from Jade672, not sure if she made it, but yeah. :)

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posted a quote
December 2, 2013 3:51pm UTC

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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isitonlyme
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May 7, 2013 5:58pm UTC

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:11pm UTC

what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name
“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”
and then people started murdering others for the good names
hunger names

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I don't know why, but it annoys me when people make quotes like, "I miss the old Witty." Like I'm sorry, but this is Witty. It's not like we're magically going to go back in time. Witty's changing, everything does. It's disrespectful to complain so much about it. One day, you're gonna miss this Witty, just like you're missing your "old Witty." Sure, it's not the same as it was, but that doesn't mean it's bad. Look on the positive side, people. So stop complaining and enjoy this Witty how it is now. Or just get off the site. :)
*not meant to be offensive, just venting.*

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:33am UTC

Am I the only one
Who reads a lyric quote and starts singing it at the top of my lungs?

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:09pm UTC

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
you're all peasants.
♞Friends ▼
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format: aellyniq

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:12pm UTC

sports are only fun if you’re good at them or you’re playing with friends who are equally bad at them

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isitonlyme
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March 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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isitonlyme
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May 7, 2013 5:50pm UTC

stuff you ask your mom:
-mom where’s my towel
-mom what do we eat for dinner
-mom what time is it
-mom where’s my phone
-mom when do you come back
-mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad:
-dad where is mom

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 8:34pm UTC

you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC

They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC

be honest, how many of you actually like my quotes? be honest, because im really just thinking about ending this account. Comment please.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 2:09pm UTC

do u ever listen to a recording of yourself and wonder why u even have friends