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  1. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    A teenage girl was chatting on FB with a stranger
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    Stranger: Hey pretty! Could you give me your email id?
    Girl: Oh sure :) It's ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com
    Stranger: And mine is iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com
    nmq

  2. hannahbellerose hannahbellerose
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Hey <3
    Hey Mr.Sexy you wanna come over tonight? We can have fun ;)
    Umm
    Aww come on you know you want to <333
    Ummm no. Tell mom I'm leaving work now
    Dad?????? OMG

:)

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