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daniigee
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September 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket
up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does

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goawayanthony*
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August 31, 2013 8:36pm UTC

I There is nothing better than feeling soemone playing with your hair or running their fingers down your back unless you thought you were alone.

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goawayanthony*
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August 20, 2013 8:22pm UTC

I'm a leader
not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fυck that sнιt you're going first

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goawayanthony*
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August 20, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Math problems
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have?
Diabetes. Jim has Diabetes.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC

I don't understand the logic
of why people write "lol" after "hahahaha"

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goawayanthony*
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August 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC

If I can't reach it,
I don't need it

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goawayanthony*
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August 19, 2013 9:59pm UTC

yes, I sneak candy in
the movie theatre. $4 for a box of skittles? my a ss

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:54pm UTC

stu(dying)
stu(died)
coincidence? I think not

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Dear Dora,
how do you get that T-shirt to fit over your head
Sincerely,
that's phisically impossible

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:48pm UTC

if you look at
titanic backwards it's cina - t it

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goawayanthony*
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August 19, 2013 9:32pm UTC

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Lets just get this clear, when someone says they're going to share food with me,
There is NO "we"
In "MY FOOD"
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goawayanthony*
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August 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I like wearing big sweaters
not because they're comfy but when the sleeves are really big i get to flop around and slap people

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:16pm UTC

No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I was talking back.

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goawayanthony*
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August 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Friend: why are you throwing rocks at my window use your phone
Me: oh yeah
Friend: did you just throw your phone at my window

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goawayanthony*
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August 15, 2013 11:51pm UTC

Mom: well, let's go get school supplies for you
Me: why
Mom: because you can't go to school without it
Me: but I'm not going to school
Mom: what
Me: what

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:59pm UTC

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The Bumblebee
shouldn't be able to fly
But it doesn't know that
So it keeps flying anyway
♥
Format by Breeze

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Beauty may capture your attention
But it's personality that captures your heart.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:48pm UTC

I have skittles in my mouth.
Do you want to know what a rainbow tastes like

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Next time you think of beautiful things,
Don't forget to count yourself
Format by Ethanol

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 10:51am UTC

We are called to live for God, not the world. So ignore what society says and live from your heart.
Outward beauty only lasts on earth, but inward beauty lasts for eternity.

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