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  1. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    Dear millionaires,
    If you aren't giving me any money, then you're spending it all wrong.
    Give me the money and I'll spend it better.
    It doesn't matter how you get the money, just give it to me.

  2. staying_true_to_myself staying_true_to_myself
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 12:59am UTC
    I feel so empty without you. . .

  3. funnyquotess funnyquotess
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    what app can i use to download a pretty face

  4. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I need you. Please don't leave me.

  5. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    if any cute skater boy would like to show up at my door with a box of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and a vanilla bean frap from starbucks id give you my body ok.

  6. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    I need a phone with 500% battery life

  7. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    "I need you, and you need me. So don't worry, I won't leave."

  8. ukuleleplayer ukuleleplayer
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    A REAL witty best friend.
    Please?
    Anyone?
    im a 14 year old girlie.

  9. Ximecediaz Ximecediaz
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I WANT A GUY...
    Who can wrestle with me and let me win,
    Who I can talk to about anything,
    Who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets,
    Who lets me use his swearshirt for a pillow,
    Who says I love you and means it,
    Who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, and in snow,
    Who calls unexpectedly,
    Who realizes that I say things but don't always mean them,
    Who I can go swimming with on hot days,
    Who can tell me his problems and let me help,
    Who will tell me im beautiful,
    Who is simply mine to hold.

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