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1. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2013 6:21pm UTC
   My life is like a candle.
   Because if you forget about me I'll burn your f/cking house down.
   
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2. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2013 6:13pm UTC
   what app can i use to download a pretty face
   
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3. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   You can go shave your back now.
   
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4. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   Me: Breath if you wanna date me.
   *everyone holds their breathe and dies*
   oh.
   
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5. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   Mom:
   How are your grades this semester?
   Me:
   Mother what's important is that we have our health.
   
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6. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 4:58pm UTC
   I hate going to
   school
   because I always see people
   from school
   there.
   
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7. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 9:29pm UTC
   If you have a crush on someone
   STOP RIGHT NOW
   because they will ruin your life and
   make you cry forever.
   
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8. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 9:24pm UTC
   it's weird how in movies
   the hot guy is always the
   loner that no one wants to date,
   and i'm over here like
   hey i'm available.
   
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9. funnyquotess
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 9:09pm UTC
   My Hobbies:
   -eat
   -eat
   -eat
   -complain i'm getting fat
   -eat
   
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10. funnyquotess
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    -ugly without makeup
    -ugly with makeup
    -ugly in the morning
    -ugly in the afternoon
    -ugly at night
    -ugly
    
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11. funnyquotess
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Do noodles end their prayers with
    "ramen"?
    
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