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*crybaby*
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November 14, 2013 1:05am UTC
Pro tip: Wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won't come true. Now you are immortal.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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October 25, 2013 7:12am UTC
Oh how wrong we were to think immortality
means never dying

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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September 2, 2013 7:38am UTC
Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
- Emily Dickinson (extract, The Chariot)

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SarahLee3494
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August 17, 2013 12:26am UTC
Chuck Norris shaved his beard and now he looks old. There is only one logical explanation for this: The beard held his immortality.

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