Imawkward Quotes

nicole🌹*
posted a quote
June 16, 2014 6:41am UTC

* at school, during a break between finals*
Crush: So what did you just have?
Me: Chicken (I stole my friend's food)
Crush: Is that a final?
Me: Yeah
I'm awkward lel

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spence*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha it's
not like I was waiting hahaha

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 7:46am UTC

never go out becouse you have no friends,
have no friends becouse you never go out

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InLoveWithHim1040609
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:01am UTC

My Friend: You're A Weirdo!
Me: Ok Well You're A Friend Of A Weirdo So You Know What That Makes You?
My Friend: No Im Just Being Nice To A Weirdo
Me: D:

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wittian1001
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:15pm UTC

HI.
I have a witty account already but too many people know who I am so I made a second account bc I need some help.
I have some fairly stupid questions that are kinda personal so if anyone wants to help me out please chat me asap.
or leave a comment
it'd mean a lot to me

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JamiCee
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:51pm UTC

format-br0kenwings
I'm damaged & dangerous,
Please, don't let me infringe upon your perfect life

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bunnylover43
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May 27, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I feel like there is this secret club for witty famous people only and at one point i tried to join their club but i failed at it.

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FoundMyselfInWonderland
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:14am UTC

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
Here comes the Sun
DooDooDooDoo
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼

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overuseILOVEU
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:26pm UTC

*sees an an attractive male specimen*
me: lets play a game
me: it's called rock, paper, take off all your clothes.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I used to think that I was Witty Famous
......Im too Awkward
To be Witty Famous

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:17pm UTC

BRB = Bath Room Break

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 5:35pm UTC

brother: *on the phone* ok so what's your other number?
brother: ... 1 ... ok...
brother: ... 2 ...
me: SKIP A FEW 99 100!!!!
brother: ...

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bluebox2
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Normal pretty unawkward girl undressing infront of friends:
*takes off clothes revealing her matching underwear and bra on her perfect body*
Me:
*Has hole in bra and accidentaily pulls off underwear with pants*

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