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  1. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    "I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
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