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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    August 12, 2015 6:11pm UTC
    when I was in 5th grade, my cousin
    was a cheerleader. she went over basic
    moves with my sister and I, just for fun.
    I would go to school and show friends
    at recess. one time, doing that turned
    into kicking this one kid in the face, hard.
    accidentally of course. at the beginning of
    this year, that kid was my boyfriend. he
    was a nasty boyfriend at that. he'd s.hit
    talk me over everything, and would rub
    being r.aped in my face, because he was
    friends with that guy who did it. obviously
    it wasn't revenge or nothing because I do
    not think he remembers me kicking him
    in the face. but when we broke up, on top
    of trash talking me, he also told everyone
    I was a "dead lay" when we didn't even
    sleep together. so, idk, I'm just saying
    that remembering his crying face and
    bloody nose is so much more enjoyable
    than when it happened.

:)

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