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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Story time #8
    *This morning*
    Josh: I like trains.
    Me: Yea. You like to ride them back and forth, don't you.
    Josh: Actually, yes. I always fall asleep on them though..
    Raven and Dawn: *Trying not to laugh*
    Me: I bet it's hard to walk when you get off, hm?
    Josh: Yea. Kinda. And I'm a bit dizzy upon getting off too.
    Me: You eat gummy worms on the train too, yea.
    Josh: How do you- Wait... You dirty minded b.tch.
    And that's how I got slapped today

  2. Mac_is_a_nerd Mac_is_a_nerd
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Liquor?
    I barely evem know her.
    *rolls away into sunset*

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