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Mac_is_a_nerd

1. Mac_is_a_nerd
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 5:34pm UTC
   When best friend is upset:
   Me: *writes them entire three paragraphs on how it's alright and how perfect they are and how much I love them*
   When I'm upset:
   Them: Oh. That sucks.
   oh hi there self estem where are you goin--
   Oh. Uh, bye. Sorry for bugging you.
   
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2. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   July 24, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   Dad: "What's this homestuck thing I see you posting on facebook about all the time? . ."
   Me: *pats his shoulder* "SIT DOWN YOUNG GRUB AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK."
   Dad: "I think I just made a big mistake."
   
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3. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   July 24, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   I ain't going to heaven.
   I sold my soul to Hussie.
   
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4. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   July 10, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   Liquor?
   I barely evem know her.
   *rolls away into sunset*
   
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5. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   July 7, 2013 10:32am UTC
   I don't think you trust
   In my self righteous suicide
   I cry when angels deserve to die . . .
   System of a Down- Chop Suey
   
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6. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   June 19, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   Wake up, get dressed, eat food,
   Remind yourself you're still alive.
   Go to school, come home,
   Remind yourself you're still alive.
   Sit alone, relax, breathe,
   Remind yourself you're still alive.
   <3
   
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7. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   June 19, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   "Show me a hero, and I will wite you a tragedy."
   - F. Scott Fitzgerald
   
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8. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   June 11, 2013 6:44pm UTC
   For all my fellow Pandora Hearts fandom members:
   Did you know if you rearange the letters in "Alice" you get "Lacie"?
   Mind= Blown
   
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9. Mac_is_a_nerd
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   June 5, 2013 7:02pm UTC
   And though I cared about you as a sister,
   you left me for others.
   I'm fine,
   but I just fear the path your walking down is one you'll regret.
   
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10. Mac_is_a_nerd
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    June 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    You were my everything.
    But upon relflection,
    That was probably the problem.
    
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11. Mac_is_a_nerd
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    June 2, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    "We...are not connected by light, but darkness instead. I've always thought so...No. I wanted to think like that. Oz is heading toward the light, and left me behind."
    Gilbert Nightray.
    
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12. Mac_is_a_nerd
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    June 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    When people ask me who it is on the phone:
    Them: "Is this -insert name or whatever here- ..?"
    Me: "No, it's patrick."
    
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13. Mac_is_a_nerd
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    June 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Did you know that when you wish upon a star, you're actually a million years late.
    That star is dead.
    Just like your dreams.
    <3
    
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