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Hooker Quotes

  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    I have like no talents that will benefit me in life but I can always be a hooker because I can tie cherry stems with my tongue so I guess I have that.

  2. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    I was talking to my friend the other day when this girl walked by with what I suppose could be considered pants and a shirt. Maybe.
    Anyways, we started seeing how mean we could get with "She's so sIutty" jokes.
    My friend won with,
    "She's so sIutty guys just walk up to her with the money in their hand."

:)

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