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  1. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    CONFESSION HOUR!!
    I'm mad bored so yeah.. Imma "confess" random things that really don't matter. and I guess I'll answer embarrassing questions or whatever? lol I don't quite care, just a little bored. Comment? Just to talk even?

  2. LesBiForLife69 LesBiForLife69
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Comment on here if you are a girl who is:
    lesbian
    bisexual
    HMU;) im single and looking! <33

  3. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 4:51pm UTC
    so everyone should follow me on creaturebreeder
    user is ChemicalArt hmu

  4. weedswag weedswag
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I will never date an ugly girl
    why?
    because they don't exist (:

  5. keepcalmlovelife keepcalmlovelife
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    dimples
    Are a MAJOR turn on ///+

  6. weedswag weedswag
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    NEW (:
    hmu

  7. lovesickmak99 lovesickmak99
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    F/ck this. I need a mean girl marathon.

  8. itsmeELI itsmeELI
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    where are the girls that actually put effort and make a conversation interesting thru text

  9. mrbasketball200 mrbasketball200
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    any cute girls wanna take a shot

  10. alanning1027 alanning1027
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    "There is winning and there is losing and in life both will happen. What is NEVER acceptable is me quitting"
    -Magic Johnson
    **Someone talk to me :) im really bored, and i feel like being social right now so hmu!**

  11. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 10:50am UTC
    I wish i had someone to text i am soooooooooooooo bored, Hmu :)

  12. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Me: alright, cardio time
    Clock: 10:08
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Clock: 10:09
    Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds

  13. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 1:34am UTC
    perks of being a tall girl:
    When i was in 8th grade: no way shes 13 guys
    Family reunions: oh my how youve grown
    Ferry terminal: like hell youre a junior you have to pay 791736428194727192487 more dollars to get on
    format by fake_a_smile

  14. ImThatOneChick ImThatOneChick
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    IM SO BORED.

  15. ImThatOneChick ImThatOneChick
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 8:24pm UTC
    anyone want to talk? im really bored :p
    • snapchat
    • kik
    • facebook
    • skype
    • twitter
    • text
    • instagram
    anything. comment (:

  16. SextingWhiteBoy SextingWhiteBoy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is you middle name? Axl
    2. How old are you? 16
    3. What is your birthday? May 11th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? idc
    5. What is your favorite color? Black
    6. What's your lucky number? 420
    7. Do you have any pets? A dog
    8. Where are you from? U.S
    9. How tall are you? 5'11
    10. What shoe size are you? 12
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot a lot a lot
    12. What was your last dream about? I dont even remember
    13. What talents do you have? None suuck
    14. Are you psychic in any way? Nopee
    15. Favorite song? Anything by Artic Monkeys
    16. Favorite movie? "The Conjouring"
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Idekk
    18. Do you want children? Idk yet
    19. Do you want a church wedding? No
    20. Are you religious? Not at all Im a free spirit
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? A lot
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yupp
    24. Baths or showers? Showers
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Barefoot
    26. Have you ever been famous? No
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
    28. What type of music do you like? Anything thats good
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yupp
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? idk
    32. How big is your house? Idk
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I cant remember the last time i had breakfast
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
    35. Have you ever tried archery? No
    36. Favorite clean word? Dont have one
    37. Favorite swear word? I cant decide theyre all pretty great
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 4 days
    39. Do you have any scars?Lots and lots
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no i'm too ugly
    41. Are you a good liar? Yupp
    42. Are you a good judge of character? Yupp
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Idk
    44. Do you have a strong accent? No
    45. What is your favorite accent? I like raspy voices
    46. What is your personality type? You tell me
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk i spend most of my money on clothes soo
    48. Can you curl your tongue? yupp
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie.
    50. Left or right handed? Left
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Nahh
    52. Favorite food? Steakk
    53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food.....
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
    55. Most used phrased? Idk i dont use "phrases"
    56. Most used word? F uuck
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min
    58. Do you have much of an ego? nah
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? No
    61. Do you sing to yourself? No
    62. Are you a good singer? Idk
    63. Biggest Fear? I have no fears (jk)
    64. Are you a gossip? no
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Idk
    66. Do you like long or short hair?Longish on the top
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yupp
    68. Favorite school subject? Social Studies/History
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yupp
    71. What makes you nervous? Everything
    72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
    74. Are you ticklish? Nahh
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nahh
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idekk
    77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes lmaoo
    78. Have you ever done drugs? Yupp
    79. Who was your first real crush? Idk
    80. How many piercings do you have? 2
    81. Can you roll your Rs?" yes
    82. How fast can you type? pretty fast
    83. How fast can you run? Idk
    84. What color is your hair? Brown
    85. What color is your eyes? Brown
    86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
    87. Do you keep a journal? No
    88. What do your parents do? I dont have a mom but my dad does weird hippie sh/t
    89. Do you like your age? No
    90. What makes you angry? A lot of things
    91. Do you like your own name? Nah its pretty dumb
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? idk I like the name Alaska
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Idk
    94. What are you strengths?
    95. What are your weaknesses?
    96. How did you get your name? My parents are weird rock and roll hippies
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? Nahh not that ik of
    98. Do you have any scars? I answered this already
    99. Color of your bedspread? White
    100. Color of your room? Black and grey
    :credit to MadiCakes for this:

  17. taylorspinspin taylorspinspin
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Everything Has Changed.
    Especially Me Because
    Of You.

  18. SkinnyLove_ SkinnyLove_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    If you want to date an emotionally unstable asșhole who will care about you way too fúcking much and rely on you for happiness with an awesome taste in music hmu

  19. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    I'm really bored please ask for my snap chat or cell number hmu

  20. alejandra♡* alejandra♡*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    just made an account :) looking for new people to talk to, hmu !

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