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  1. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 7:19pm UTC
    Dear Diary,
    Remember that day when I told you Dad left us? Remember all the times I wrote about trying to find him with Mom? Remember how I told you Mom was leaving the house more and more frequently and I didn't know why?
    I know now.
    Today, I found out that Mom was going to the public executions. Today, she took me to one. It was of the Queen, today's execution. On the way, Mom told me all about the hangings, but when we got there, the Queen was being beheaded. It was awful.
    People started praying for her when she was about to die, Diary. But Mom didn't. Then, she was beheaded.
    You know, as we were leaving, Mom and I passed by the executioner. He was wearing a mask, but I still saw his eyes. They were exactly like Dad's. I tried talking to Mom about it, but she didn't say a word.
    They've haunted me ever since; his eyes. I'm going to try to sleep again, so goodbye Diary. I just hope I don't dream about him.
    Eliza
    Inspired by The Executioner's Daughter

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    apparently "i'm just not feeling it" is not an acceptable answer to give to your history teacher when he asks why you're not doing the class work.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    ohmygosh in history class today we were working on a multiple choice review packet and i didn't know the answer to one of the questions so i turned around and asked my friend eric and he said, "b like your bra size" and omfg i can't

  4. michaelangalo michaelangalo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    *In history class*
    Teacher: malnutrion in Africa is a horibble thing, it shortens your period *pause*
    Me in my head: I AM MOVING TO AFRICA!!
    teacher: of life by many years

  5. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    -Friday in 4th Period.-
    *Bell rings*
    Class: *talking loudly*
    Teacher: Guys stop talking.
    Class: *Continues to talk*
    Teaher: Stop.
    Class: *Continues*
    Teacher: Stop. Stop. Stop.
    Teacher:Stop-
    Me and friend: Collaborate and listen! Ice is back with a-
    Class: *goes quiet*
    Teacher: Thank you.

:)

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