The other day, I was talking to one of my best friends.
Him: Yeah that was hilarious!
Me: Yeah! Ikr!
Him: You know people talk about you behind your back, people who are nice to you.
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: I know. It's been my whole life for as long as I can remember. I always think everyone is talking about me. Including you, I am pretty sure there are only 3 people who wouldn't do that.
Him: yeah..
Me: what was up with the random comment?
Him: ... idk... just thought i'd say something.
Me: yeah... *secretly dies inside wanting to know which friends are fake now* anyways, hows your girl?