In class today.
Teacher: I don't understand why you're so rude.
Popular Girl: I don't know whether or not ur being serious when ur yelling at me.
Teacher: And I don't understand why you're so ugly!
Whole class: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Sarcastic Girl (close friend): She's just trying to be like you.
Whole class: OMG SHE SO GOT YOU! OHHH BURN! I JUST LOVE HOW SHE STANDS UP FOR US! YEAH!
and the teacher just sat there