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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably s.hit.

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Christa133
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May 9, 2013 9:11pm UTC
In class today.
Teacher: I don't understand why you're so rude.
Popular Girl: I don't know whether or not ur being serious when ur yelling at me.
Teacher: And I don't understand why you're so ugly!
Whole class: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Sarcastic Girl (close friend): She's just trying to be like you.
Whole class: OMG SHE SO GOT YOU! OHHH BURN! I JUST LOVE HOW SHE STANDS UP FOR US! YEAH!
and the teacher just sat there

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