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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:28pm UTC

could you like ask me out? please..pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Omg I just used a Marianas Trench lyric.
A guy asked me out and I was all like Testing Testing im just suggesting you I i might not be the best thing and it was so f.ckin awesome.

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rachiesaysrawr
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September 9, 2013 8:55pm UTC

i was talking to my grandma and i said to her you have a really big heart and she said "but i dont have a big bust"

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:27pm UTC

I hope I randomly get super hot
in the next year or two and everyone is just like, "oh sh.t"

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Leslie and Alli *
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April 1, 2013 12:54am UTC

Me: *logs into witty*
Me: *sees a quote i like*
Me: *im gonna fave that quote*
Me: *pushes fave quote botton*
Wiity: you must sign in to add this quote to your faves
Me: *franticly pushes fave botton trying to get it to fave*
Witty: you must sign in to add this quote to your faves
Me: just fave!!!!!!! *pushes fave botton again*
Witty: you must sign in to add this quote to your faves
Me: screw it

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Fairy god mother: Dont p.ss me off.... I
have a wand and i ain't afraid to bibitty
bobbity boo your a.ss into a pile of
sh.t....Go ahead sweet heart make my
day

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