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AwesomeUsername
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July 23, 2013 7:25pm UTC
at least batman didn't have to worry about his parents
friending him on facebook let's look on the bright side

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AwesomeUsername
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July 23, 2013 7:22pm UTC
The line of clothes that Beyonce did for H&M will probably beyonsale soon.

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AwesomeUsername
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July 23, 2013 7:19pm UTC
Friend: Guess what!
Me: What?
Friend: GUESS!!!
Me: Someone punched you in the throat for making them guess stuff???
- Why I have no friends

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AwesomeUsername
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July 23, 2013 7:15pm UTC
Rappers would make bad burglars
because they can't stop telling people that they're "IN DA HOUSE!!"

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AwesomeUsername
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July 23, 2013 7:10pm UTC
"T.HANKS"
-Thank You card from Tom Hanks

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