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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:10pm UTC
Hey babe, you better call life alert
because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC
I've had two hip replacements,
but I'm still hip.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 2:46pm UTC
Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy,
but I have Alzheimer's.
Hey, I just met you.

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