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Rose :)*
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April 30, 2014 1:01pm UTC
Friend: I LOVE YOU!!!! :)
Me: *silence*
Friend: SAY IT BACK!!!!
Me: lol i love you too :D

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steffykins
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August 1, 2013 4:40pm UTC
friend: I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?
best friend: b.itch, out of the way you're blocking the fridge

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wanderer*
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July 13, 2013 9:25pm UTC
Me: *dancing around in my room in my underwear and being stupid*
Me: *kicks leg into the air*
Me: *whacks foot on bunk ladder*
Me: *yelling* ow!!! Holy shít! I'm gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!
Me: no worries I just broke my entire body here
Me: *tries to stand up*
Me: *falls*
Me: I'm dying up here, mom! But don't come up because I'm in my underwear!
Mom: *yelling* SHUT THE HÈLL UP, CAT!!! YOU ARE F.CKING FINE!

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MrsJHutch
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June 17, 2013 11:15pm UTC
*Ellen Degeneres talking about the A&F sitiuation*
Ellen: How can there be a size zero? Zero is......nothing!
Ellen: Knock knock....
Ellen: Who's there?
...................................
Ellen: No one.

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