once, i was walking into school &The girl i hate w a s w a l k i n g i n f r o n t o f m e and whispering about me and then [ A bird flew over her head] and shït right on her head. and honestly, it was the best thing ever
Girl I hate: Hey girllll! You'll never guess what me and my boyfriend just did(; Me: Please don't ever speak again, peasant... You are essentially an oxygen theif.