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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:30pm UTC
once, i was walking into school
&The girl i hate
w a s w a l k i n g i n f r o n t o f m e
and whispering about me and then
[ A bird flew over her head]
and shït right on her head.
and honestly, it was the best thing ever

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Becca315
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July 23, 2013 10:37pm UTC
Girl I hate: Hey girllll! You'll never guess what me and my boyfriend just did(;
Me: Please don't ever speak again, peasant... You are essentially an oxygen theif.

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Becca315
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April 26, 2013 6:12pm UTC
*Girl I hate talking to my best friend*
Her: Describe me using a commercial slogan(;
Him: So easy; a caveman can do it...

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Fecondo75
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February 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC
‎Me: I hope she ends up in the microwave
Mom: Why the microwave?
Me: Because plastic melts.

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