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Gates Quotes

Gpc11
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October 20, 2014 7:59pm UTC
Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I'm going to teach you how to count up to 10. 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10.

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doublesidedice
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April 12, 2013 5:42pm UTC
Will the gates shut behind you?
Or will they have the goodwill to let you back out??

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AEleanore
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March 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
Galileo:
great mind
Einstein:
genius mind
Newton:
extraordinary mind
Gates:
brilliant mind
Me:
nevermind

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