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Garfield Quotes

anime_lover
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September 17, 2013 2:53pm UTC
My brother is watching Garfield and he is in the same room as me and all i heard was,
" I'll serenade you to sleep Garfield."
Me= Dafuq?!?

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BravoSierra
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March 25, 2013 12:59pm UTC
Dear Snooki,
You're fat, orange and love lasagna? Reeeaaallll original.
- Garfield

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 4:42am UTC
Jon: What am I gonna do with you?
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

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