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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 3:20am UTC
    I just spent the past hour
    strategically playing my ps3
    game, only to run out of ammo
    IN THE MIDDLE OF KILLING THESE
    B.ITCHES. Like, I'm going to have
    to go stand in the line of fire just
    so I die and my game resets to right
    before the ambush. And, I mean,
    that isn't that far, at all.. but I WAS
    PLAYING WITH STRATEGY. It took
    forever to slowly lure my enemies
    to me to their inevitable demise.
    Like, I'm horrible when it comes
    to ranged weapons on video
    games, so slowly having them
    come to me was important vs.
    going in shooting everything up
    like a mad man, important and
    TIME CONSUMING AND I RAN OUT
    OF F.UCKING AMMO. idk, I'm tired,
    I have a headache, I fancy a soda
    (soda that I do not posess at this
    moment in time, but none-the-less, fancy),
    and this may mean diddly squat to you but
    this is like a huge slap in the face, man.
    lol nah, I'll most likely delete this because
    no one cares. pretty pointless but yknow
    I have no friends to express my frustration
    to, so f.ucking deal (in a nice way.)

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Holy f.uck,
    convicted murderers
    get off easier than I do.

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