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1. 100
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2014 10:22am UTC
   Buys white iPad, gets black case.
   Buys black iPad, gets white case.
   
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2. CookieMonster09*
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2013 5:54pm UTC
   HOW TO CREATE
   AN UGLY BABY
   a book by my parents
   
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3. ForeverRevels
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   Yeah I always favourite my own quotes..
   Cause I'm so fecking hilarious
   
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4. kitkat929m
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 10:29am UTC
   Camp Life
   Hey! I am making new story called "Camp Life" It is about two friends names Alyssa and Gavin. Then while they are at camp, Alyssa finds out some devistating news that will change her life. How will she react? Find out this summer! Chapters should be up daily, or if I can't put them up daily (Like then I am at camp for a week) then I will put more than one chapter up. Thanks guys! Can't wait to get started!
   
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5. anonymously
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   i go to the apple store just to play music on the macs and dance around the store, many people laugh at me but i ain't even mad
   
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6. MegaFunsize101
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 5:17pm UTC
   When I give you my time,
   I'm giving you a portion of my life that I'll never get back.
   SO DON'T WASTE IT.
   
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