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  1. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
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    January 12, 2015 12:23pm UTC
    READ THIS STORY! WHOLE THING. P.S. ITS TRUE. P.P.S. WHEN I TOLD MY MOM ALL THAT HAPPENED...WELL SHE JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
    SO i was in walmart just gettng some fruit with my mom. kinda looked like crap cuz u know its saturday. and all of a sudden I see this gorgeous man that looks like zac efron and he does a double take on me. and Im like OMG!!!! (on the inside) and then all of a sudden hes gone and im looking around panicking cuz you know...he could be the love of my life! i may never find true love again! and so i found him, he was walking to the self check out line and i ran to the clothes section to spy on him. and he looks back at me and then i tried to act all natural cuz i kinda looked like a stalker. so he payed for his bananas and just left me there. he didnt even run over and kiss me or ask me to marry him. i almost ran outside to catch him but I was like...uh nah it's too cold.
    i will never find love again.

:)

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