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Member Since: 15 Dec 2014 02:09pm

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I like food.
The END.
  1. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 12:27pm UTC
    ALONE...we are but one drop
    TOGETHER...we are an ocean
    We all need each other

  2. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 12:23pm UTC
    READ THIS STORY! WHOLE THING. P.S. ITS TRUE. P.P.S. WHEN I TOLD MY MOM ALL THAT HAPPENED...WELL SHE JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
    SO i was in walmart just gettng some fruit with my mom. kinda looked like crap cuz u know its saturday. and all of a sudden I see this gorgeous man that looks like zac efron and he does a double take on me. and Im like OMG!!!! (on the inside) and then all of a sudden hes gone and im looking around panicking cuz you know...he could be the love of my life! i may never find true love again! and so i found him, he was walking to the self check out line and i ran to the clothes section to spy on him. and he looks back at me and then i tried to act all natural cuz i kinda looked like a stalker. so he payed for his bananas and just left me there. he didnt even run over and kiss me or ask me to marry him. i almost ran outside to catch him but I was like...uh nah it's too cold.
    i will never find love again.

  3. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 12:16pm UTC
    Couches need to have built in fridges.

  4. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 11:29am UTC
    oops.
    Sorry bout it.

  5. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 11:27am UTC
    Santa: There's a rumor that the parents put out the presents on Christmas
    Buddy: WHAT! PARENTS CAN'T DO THAT ALL IN ONE NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT THE COOKIES?! I SUPPOSE PARENTS EAT THEM TO?
    Me: Yes Buddy, yes they do. They also eat the carrots you put out for the reindeer.

  6. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 11:21am UTC
    Your face just cracks me up.

  7. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    All of me
    Hates all of you

  8. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    I find it hilarious when I walk into Walgreens like
    -tampons
    -condoms
    -pregancy test
    -baby supplies

  9. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Dear 11 year olds on facebook with "it's
    complicated". Seriously? What did he do?
    Steal your animal crackers?

  10. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    Laughing so hard, no noise coming out
    so you sit there clapping
    like a retarded seal

  11. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    Did you hear that sound? :'(
    I haven't eaten in 20 minutes!

  12. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus is my role model. I mean before her it was Amanda Bynes but Amanda Bynes can't teach yuh how to dance.

  13. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you fart in front of your boyfriend
    LOL
    what boyfriend.

  14. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:51pm UTC
    I'm sorry everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help that I'm so popular.

  15. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    So I was reading random facts and DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF 5 TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU REALLY ARE?!
    ...This lowered my self esteem to negative 8

  16. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    My math teacher is like a sweet old lady but she's kinda dumb. this is what she did when one of my friends fell asleep during notes:
    here's my friend snoring in the corner and then My teacher walks over and says "um, good morning sweetie. It's uh time to simplify fractions."

  17. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    I'm fat-orexic.
    I like food
    I hate being fat.
    LOL

  18. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    Some people just need a high five
    in the face
    with a chair
    (:

  19. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    holler at everyone taking finals this week and they haven't paid attention all semester

:)

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