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  1. soccerald4 soccerald4
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    I just wanted to share with you what just happened walking to my class. So we walked past the nurse's office and saw what looked like orange juice, with a kid standing near it. i asked him "Is that puke?" he said yes. Someone else said "who puked?" He goes "Me." So we walked around it and saw my principal here is our conversation
    me- Uhhh someone puked down there..
    him- again?
    me- what? again?
    him- is it by the office?
    me- no.. did someone else puke?
    him- yah someone did by the office.
    me-....... *walks away*
    just thought i would share

  2. brightlikeadiamond brightlikeadiamond
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    hey, whenever you feel upset just remember that,
    when life gets you down just go up

  3. YourWorthIt YourWorthIt
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Fourth week of school. My backpack is so heavy that I can't even pick it up. I have to drag it around everywhere. Theres so much homework. I barly have time to get on witty:(

  4. itsnoteasy itsnoteasy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Do you have a band-aid?
    Good, cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

:)

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