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1. Alexandra❤️*
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   June 22, 2015 10:55pm UTC
   I like sleeping because it is like being dead without the commitment
   
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2. Alexandra❤️*
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   June 22, 2015 10:49pm UTC
   You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. That's kind of the same thing.
   
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3. Alexandra❤️*
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   June 22, 2015 10:47pm UTC
   Admit it, you've tried stepping on your shadow before.
   
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4. hey_itsgabby
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2013 9:07am UTC
   You either get 5 favs or 500 favs
   THERE
   IS
   NO
   IN
   BETWEEN
   
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5. ImmaGabber
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 1:31am UTC
   Instagrammm(:
   
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6. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC
   Whoever thinks sitting in a church makes you a Christain,
   must also think that sitting in a garage makes you a car.
   
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7. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   February 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   Superman is to kryptonite,
   as I am to stairs.
   
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8. dontsellyourselfshort
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   teacher: i have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. Now using your math skills, what does this mean?
   student: umm, you gotta drinking problem?
   
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