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  1. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Once a gay girl in my school had gum and wasn't sharing. SHe wasn't going to give me any, so I winked at her, and she winked back, and then she gave me gum. SO now she gives me gum every day. :D

  2. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    American Girls and American Guys
    We’ll always stand up and salute
    We’ll always recognize
    When we see Old Glory Flying
    There’s a lot of men dead
    So we can sleep in peace at night
    When we lay down our head
    My daddy served in the army
    Where he lost his right eye
    But he flew a flag out in our yard
    Until the day that he died
    He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
    To grow up and live happy
    In the land of the free.
    Now this nation that I love
    Has fallen under attack
    A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
    From somewhere in the back
    Soon as we could see clearly
    Through our big black eye
    Man, we lit up your world
    Like the 4th of July
    Hey Uncle Sam
    Put your name at the top of his list
    And the Statue of Liberty
    Started shakin’ her fist
    And the eagle will fly
    Man, it’s gonna be hell
    When you hear Mother Freedom
    Start ringin’ her bell
    And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
    Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
    Justice will be served
    And the battle will rage
    This big dog will fight
    When you rattle his cage
    And you’ll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
    'Cause we'll put a boot in your as s
    It's the American way

  3. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
    And you haven't got a clue.
    Somehow I'll make a man
    Out of you.

  4. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:21am UTC
    It's my birthday!
    ...and I'm on Witty.
    yay priorities
    14 faves for 14 years? (:

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

  6. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    OMG, I might be going to One Direction's New Zealand concert!!!!!

  7. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    .
    ☠☠☠
    I want to go to Narnia
    Hogwarts
    .
    WARPED TOUR
    .
    ☠☠☠

:)

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